Here’s a fun site for your Friday: The Instant Art Critique Phrase Generator. No longer will you rack your noggin trying to come up with something insightful—or perplexing—for your peer critique group. Just plug in any 5-number combination, and in seconds the generator will reveal your, um, “observation.” Here are a few generated for yours truly:

“I'm surprised that no one's mentioned yet that the mechanical mark-making of the negative space seems very disturbing in light of the eloquence of these pieces.”

“I agree/disagree with some of the things that have just been said, but the reductive quality of the sexual signifier endangers the devious simplicity of the eloquence of these pieces.”

“It should be added that the optical suggestions of the spatial relationships endangers the devious simplicity of the remarkable handling of light.”


*Thanks to Deborah Secor for passing along the link!